Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 27, 2006
"Hey, how come you're not headless, Headless Horseman?" "Mom thinks I might get hurt if I walk around all night with my head tucked into my shirt." "So a more accurate name for your costume might be the Not-So-Headless Viking-Cher-Man." "We're going to be the laughingstock of Halloween. Can this night get any more embarrassing?" "Your trick-or-treat buddy, Martin Pan, is here to plunder candy and take it back to Neverland."