Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 28, 2006
"Trick-or-treat. It is us, the Not-So-Headless Viking-Cher-Man and Martin Pan." "Hand over your candy or maybe I will decide to grow up and whoop." "Honey, come here. You getting this? Ha, ha, ha, ha!!" "Ha, ha, ha, ha!!" "Maybe let's just call it a night." "You can stop laughing now."