Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 26, 2006
"So I went dumpster diving behind the theatrical shop." "I can see that." "I guess being the trusty steed to my headless horseman wasn't good enough." "No, I'll still be your trusty steed. I'll just be wearing this, too." "Is that a Viking helmet?" "Yes, and the dress and hair are Cher." "So now I am the Headless Viking-Cher-Man?" "Only if you don't want to walk."