Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 08, 2012

It’s most fun to hunt flies with a gun. Just load a pinch of salt down the barrel of a pellet gun and shoot flies from across the room.

My Michigan pickup has rust all around the rear wheels and holes in the back corner of the cab as big as your head. It still runs sweet and nobody tries to steal it…

Maybe I can sue Michigan for ruining my car with rust. After all, they salted the roads I have to drive on.

I lived on Pensacola Beach. The salt air rusted out my old Ford Econoline van from the roof down.

Man, she looks no better without her glasses.

Notsoastute: It depends on the room; maybe he lives in a surplus phone booth. There, you don’t need the salt, the compressed air alone will do the job.

Mrs. Olsen always looks funny when her glasses are coming off!!

fly latte

So much for the old saying: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.