MAN: "Gloria I think its time we took this relationship to the next level…Marriage followed by a quick divorce"
Which will be without fail if the next question she asks is “Do these jeans make my butt look fat?”.
Some next level…
better start off with the quickie
Got my wife’s hips…you could lose a steamer trunk in there.
You don’t have to take the elevator all the way to the top before you go back down. Back down NOW!
Why don’t you just give her half what you own now, and just forget about the rest of the “marriage”/divorce thing. That will save some time and you won’t have to pay for an expensive attorney (as if there is any other type!)
See Gloria? I knew you’d get a man once you got in shape.
3 months on a tread mill first. Girl’s got back.
Then there should be no marriage. Once you’re married, you stay married because God says there’s no divorce.
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el8 over 11 years ago
Which will be without fail if the next question she asks is “Do these jeans make my butt look fat?”.
corpcasselbury over 11 years ago
Some next level…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
better start off with the quickie
tototu over 11 years ago
Got my wife’s hips…you could lose a steamer trunk in there.
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
You don’t have to take the elevator all the way to the top before you go back down. Back down NOW!
comicnut4636 over 11 years ago
Why don’t you just give her half what you own now, and just forget about the rest of the “marriage”/divorce thing. That will save some time and you won’t have to pay for an expensive attorney (as if there is any other type!)
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
See Gloria? I knew you’d get a man once you got in shape.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
3 months on a tread mill first. Girl’s got back.
iced tea over 11 years ago
Then there should be no marriage. Once you’re married, you stay married because God says there’s no divorce.