Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for July 03, 2012

Poor Ziggy taken to the cleaners once again,

Genetically enhanced rock engineering…

Who would have thought that they’d ever stoop so low

Hit with a hammer and see if it’ll have babies like a real one

just in case you were too young to remember or never heard of it:ah, those 70’s

The thing about pet rocks that I remember is that you could buy food for them: a bag of sand!

and on the bottom of his box it’s stamped “made in china”

I used to have a pet rock……but i had to get rid of it because it kept breaking windows and getting me in to trouble…….

I had two of them.They ran away and left me with a pile of pebbles!!

so his vet would be a plastic surgeon?

the Chinese version (watch out! it’s also lead based)

And guess what Doc? You are a Cartoon!!!