It’s nice seeing Rodney, Bung and the Wizard being so responsible after drinking. Unlike so many drivers you see on police dashboard camera video footage who are obviously three sheets to the wind (four sheets to the wind in come cases) and then have the unmitigated gall to tell the officer they’re dealing with that they have not been drinking (or have just had a couple of beers).
Same in Texas, and it’s no joke. Even where I am, in the Dallas suburbs, a guy was riding his horse while intoxicated — at night, on a relatively high-speed street — and got himself hit by a car. Major property damage, serious personal injuries, and the horse had to be put down. Stupid, and sad..Of course, here in Texas we do have an alternative: the Texas Designated Driver. :)
A guy staggers out of a bar, and tries to open a car door.Wrong car, tries another. And another, etc.In the back of the lot is a trooper on the watch.He tries a couple more cars.Several others leave the bar and drive off.Finally, he finds his car, get in – red lights and siren go off!!“OK breathe into this tube!”Reading comes back 0.0“I don’t understand” says the trooper."“Very simple really, tonight I’m the designated decoy!!”
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
Just hope Henry doesn’t have to sneeze, Wiz.
Agent54 almost 12 years ago
@AshburnStadium I would pay to see a Cop with enough steel to pull over a dragon walking down the street.
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
Personally I think Henry has outstayed his welcome in this strip..he is kind of boring.
stripseeker almost 12 years ago
The ride will be a bit bumpy, but there are no exorbitant taxi fares.
Loijen almost 12 years ago
I love Henry.
rshive almost 12 years ago
So what exactly are Rodney and Bung avoiding by taking the taxi home? A drunken horse?
corpcasselbury almost 12 years ago
It’s nice seeing Rodney, Bung and the Wizard being so responsible after drinking. Unlike so many drivers you see on police dashboard camera video footage who are obviously three sheets to the wind (four sheets to the wind in come cases) and then have the unmitigated gall to tell the officer they’re dealing with that they have not been drinking (or have just had a couple of beers).
REDROCKER51 almost 12 years ago
in our village….the parents are telling their kids that is it illegal to step on a crack..or they will break their mother’s back….
jppjr almost 12 years ago
I was the designated driver; she was the designated drunk,,,
tigre1 almost 12 years ago
Henry’s OK. I’m quite fond of dragons myself. But then I spent a lot of time imbibing some Oriental attitudes and stories…
PShaw0423 almost 12 years ago
Same in Texas, and it’s no joke. Even where I am, in the Dallas suburbs, a guy was riding his horse while intoxicated — at night, on a relatively high-speed street — and got himself hit by a car. Major property damage, serious personal injuries, and the horse had to be put down. Stupid, and sad..Of course, here in Texas we do have an alternative: the Texas Designated Driver. :)
tuslog64 almost 12 years ago
A guy staggers out of a bar, and tries to open a car door.Wrong car, tries another. And another, etc.In the back of the lot is a trooper on the watch.He tries a couple more cars.Several others leave the bar and drive off.Finally, he finds his car, get in – red lights and siren go off!!“OK breathe into this tube!”Reading comes back 0.0“I don’t understand” says the trooper."“Very simple really, tonight I’m the designated decoy!!”