Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 13, 2012

Very hard revolting!

Chapter 1- SleptChapter 2- AteChapter 3- Pooped

Jail was simply a playpen Calvin. The leg shackles on the other hand…

Let me guess. He rose in revolt?

Happy Friday the Thirteenth, everyone.

It just goes to show ya, “No jail can hold Fearless Calvin.”

Never, never, never let your mother write your biography. Or speak to the media.

I’d rather read Mom’s more factual biography.

Is that the kindergarten you are referring?

When I was far younger than two. My mother cooked spinach and I should eat it first time. When it was in my mouth I blew it out and met my mother. She was all around dotted with spinach. I got an enormous slap in the face!

Click here: Peanuts (May 16, 1994)

If his mother wrote his biography we would hear the truth behind the Noodle Incident!

<<gmartin997 wrote: “I’ve always wondered why I couldn’t remember anything about my life before I was 4, and very little before I was 6.” >>Hi gmartin997. Maybe your parents lied about your age?:>)

@WytZox1: See the end of yesterday’s comments. I posted the transcript from the Al Franken monologue that you mentioned.

If Calvin was in jail, then at least he can write about his personal convictions.

I agree with Calvin in panels 2 and 3.

Very sure!!

@LX013,“Be very sure, be very sure,Your anchor holds, and grips the solid rock!”

@LX013,“my first word was not Mom or Dad, it was “blanket”!"That sounds like ‘a blanket statement’! That covers it!

@Hobbes,“…his personal convictions.”You should get a suspended sentence for that one, …from a noose, even! (Snagglepuss) :o)

Usually Calvin would say penitentiary instead of jail. I suppose he had a less extensive vocabulary in the first half of his life and therefore refers back to that ‘prison term’.

“Thanks for the (suppressed) memories!”

I just want to laugh , and agree

ever wish it were 43

I’d like to think i am Calvin , and I am 6 , and life has been good .

whats flag mean ?

I reckon his mum’s great , so’s this strip , it’s all good ,

Maybe he was married….that’s the only word in the English language that is also a sentence. :—)

that’s agreeable , ow ,

@Vonne Anton: Occasionally, marriage can become a wonderful story, for some who make it past the initial sentence.

Hmmm. I have some very early memories, from when I was two or three, and more from five or six. But it’s only about then that I get more or less continuous memories. Or enough to make a story. I do remember having chicken pox when I was two…

Maybe they wiped out your memory ,for security reasons ?

I would never write my own Autobiography.

I would probably make it all up.

LOL xxx

“Born on (date censored). Met lifelong friend named Hobbes. Caused much wear and tear on parents. Built snow men. Attended first grade. Threw snowballs at Susie and was belted in return. The end.”

<< Puddleglum2 said: "@Hobbes……….. You should get a suspended sentence for that one………. " >>@Puddleglum:The suspense is killing me.Don’t leave me hanging.What a pain in the neck.Etc.Oh, no! ………… Puddleglum’s influence is rubbing off on me!

Jail, schmail, wasn’t Hobbes there to look out for him?

@Vonne Anton: What was a joke – your posting or your marriage? (Just kidding! It was a joke! Ow! Stop that!)

Just like calvins mom to tell it to him straight

Calvin: if you can’t work on the first half, try taking a shot at the second half….

he was just a figment of Bill’s imagination.

Before Calvin was two, he spread peanutbutter all over himself, scribbled with crayons all over the walls, and fed the fish a whole container of fish food.

@Hobbes,ay(-ay-ay), there’s the rub!I hope it’s not rubbing (off on) you the wrong way!

Well of course you were revoltin Calvin you didn’t take a bath…..

Maybe he was stinky, like his mom said once.

Calvin? Good behavior????

Yes, it was a “jail” all right . . . a baby jail called a crib!

Or, for that all-around “jail” feel in case you’ve got yourself a real little “escape artist”, how about one with a “tent” to keep them “incarcerated” for sure?!?!?

@eric sanders: Johnny was reminded of Riley’s words because Calvin used the word “revolting” in today’s strip.

Freud.

Freud, Freud, Freud.

Well, I like how Calvin always makes things seem funny thataren’t that funny. Like going to jail. Or hittin someone with a flamthrower.