Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 27, 2013

If only Michael’s addictions had been limited to baloney. And cheese, of course.

Making a bologna sandwich would be highly abnormal to me. I don’t eat that crap – no balony.

Da EatsEggs, made to order or egg beaters – but absolutely no kweeshHuevos RancherosPork sausage, pork pepper bacon, Canadian bacon and/or ham steaksGreen Eggs & Ham

pan fried potatoes, hash brownsgrits, oatmeal & Honey Nut Cheerios!Bushs baked beansHeinz Beanz in tomato sauce or Bushs baked vegetarian beans for Alaintoast (white bread or wheat), bagels & cream cheese, jams & jellies, cinnamon bunsassorted kolaches or B.L.T.fresh fruitOther Pork ProductsRoast Pork, Pulled Pork, Pork lovers BBQ, Pork Ribs (Memphis style BBQ), Pork Chops, Pigs knuckles & sauerkraut (with boiled, mashed or French fried potato)♥Mrs. Ladywolf’s♥ Special Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, or the classic steak and eggs meal with a biscuit Blues Brothers special: Jakes 4 Fried Chickens and a coke and Elwoods dry white toastPopeyes spicy fried chickenTodays special: Cajun chicken & andouille sausage gumbo.BeveragesDoc Toons WORLD FAMOUS NUCLEAR COFFEE (small, medium, large & fill your own tub. Got a swimming pool? We will fill that too).Alains Starbrights Divine CocoMochaassorted juices & teasassorted soft drinks, especially PEPSI!selected premium beersBloody Mary or CaesarSweetsNew York Style Cheesecake or bacon cheesecake or bacon cupcakes in all flavors but chocolate.Ooops!’ favsAll that is chocolate for chocoholics.Kitty’s breakfast platter (limited to Ooops! panther, Kiity I really wouldnt want to mess with her after eating that, or before or during).Ice cream for serenaEat Hearty, Tribe!

Good Morning TRIBE!

Morning everyone.There are a lot of bologna factories in this country.Just look at what passes for * news* on TV now.I’ll have a couple of scrambled egg beaters and fried chicken bologna with soy cheese on whole wheat breakfast sandwich.Grapefruit juice and coffee, with non dairy “creamer”.

My husband likes fried bologna sandwiches. Nothing like taking something bad and making it worse. @Citizen GROG! I’ve a lot to do today so would love the cinnamon buns and a large tub of DTWFNC. That should get me through the day.

Good Morning, Everyone,

I’ll mosey on over to the Breakfast Bar and pick up a B.L.T. and fill my sippy cup with DWFNC. Thanks, Grog.

It got up to 70 yesterday! Woo Hoo! We opened a bunch of windows and just inhaled all day! :))

♪ Good Morning Tribe! ♪

I’ll have eggs, pepper bacon and DWFNC, thanks Grog.

I like fried bologna sandwiches also!It should get into the 80’s this weekend.

The most normal thing for me is being abnormal.

Good morning, everybodies!

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Hmmm. How about some poached eggs on toast, with a side of hash browns and some orange juice and coffee? That sounds very normal.

Sounds normal to me, bmonk.

Happy, allow yourself a treat every once in a while. I can live without sweets of all kinds and beef. But I can’t live without ever having bacon and pork ribs again.

Moderation’s the key. Don’t drown yourself in the stuff. Allow yourself a treat once or twice a monh. Eat foods high in polyunsaturates and monounsaturates. Certain nuts, like pistachios and pecans are high in those qualities. And then there’s salmon.