Monty by Jim Meddick for June 03, 2012
June 02, 2012
June 04, 2012
Transcript:
Hey... What's goin' on here?... What? My sesame seed bagel... I get up to grab a beer... I get back in half the seeds are missing! The half on your side of the bagel... What exactly are you implying sir?! And... Oh $@#$# and that half of the bagel is moist. In hindsight I probably should've pecked them off anymore of a random willy-nilly fashion...
Aussie Down Under almost 12 years ago
Did Moondog bring that poster home from the “Museum job?”
revisages almost 12 years ago
shoulda peppered at them sprinkles. now it just seems riddled
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Pilsner should have his own bagel. I like Doggie’s poster, although I’m not sure who it depicts. Adriana Lima?
tattooedcyberidiot almost 12 years ago
No, but i noticed after a poppy seed roll my whiz tastes like urine
PICTO almost 12 years ago
I’ve noticed that after tasting whiz my dope smells like sesame seeds.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Get the bird a beer. But then, a Busch in the hand is worth two in the bird……
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
How do you know what dope smells like?
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I once picked up my breakfast toast and had a budgie hanging on to the other side of it.
iced tea almost 12 years ago
I had a raisin and cinnamon bagel today. That’d be more nutritious for both Moondog and Pilsner.
;)
Commentator almost 12 years ago
Awesome comic!
rockngolfer almost 12 years ago
The poster might be Alyssa Miller.
rockngolfer almost 12 years ago
Or more likely Danica Patrick.
Molly mcgee almost 12 years ago
Anybody seen #6??
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
Pilsner would not make the bagle damp, but might leave a bit more missing.