Well, since clinical trials have shown it doesn’t actually matter where you stick the needles for acupuncture, the cactus will probably work just as well for less money.
I live on a few acres in the foothills outside of Tucson. There are over 100 Saguaro cacti on my property. You can come here and hug them for $10 a hug. That sounds like a good way for me to make up for the loss to my retirement accounts. I’M RICH!!!!!!!!!!
hank197857 over 14 years ago
… and stupid
NoBrandName over 14 years ago
Hugging a cactus sounds more like randompuncture to me. He should ask for their porcupine special.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Somehow, it seems inccorect to say that the catus treatment would be pointless…
bald over 14 years ago
and for $10, i’ll throw a box of toothpicks at your back
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
And then there’s the $300 charge to remove all the cactus needles from your skin…
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Or you could just go home and play with your pet porcupine for free.
iantheevil over 14 years ago
Well, since clinical trials have shown it doesn’t actually matter where you stick the needles for acupuncture, the cactus will probably work just as well for less money.
doggiehouser over 14 years ago
I live on a few acres in the foothills outside of Tucson. There are over 100 Saguaro cacti on my property. You can come here and hug them for $10 a hug. That sounds like a good way for me to make up for the loss to my retirement accounts. I’M RICH!!!!!!!!!!