FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 29, 2012
Transcript:
Paige: What's this purple stuff? woman: Macaroni and cheese. Paige: Then what's this orange stuff? woman: Broccoli puree. Paige: Then what's this green stuff? woman: Blueberry cobbler. Paige: Anyplace else, I'd think you accidentally said those in the wrong order. woman: Want some vanilla ice cream for your cobbler?
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
Uh… no thanks Got any chocolate chip mint (where the cream is yellow and the chips lavender)?
billandgigi about 12 years ago
Remember Mystery Meat, all you boomers out there?
cdward about 12 years ago
I know we were experimented on in the high school cafeteria.
revisages about 12 years ago
also known as rainbow slime
Phosphoros about 12 years ago
Ingredients: Artificial flavors and colors. Heart disease on a plate.
EMT about 12 years ago
Now, turn the tray upside-down and watch NONE of the macaroni and cheese fall off. Sadly, I wish I was joking.
blackdawne about 12 years ago
Ketchup is a vegetable!
Ermine Notyours about 12 years ago
This is the compromise to get kids to eat healthy while still serving them what they want to eat.
Doctor11 about 12 years ago
Now, THAT’S what I call mystery food.
Dave459 about 12 years ago
Contains the four major food groups . . . Salt, Lard, Artificial Flavor and Chocolate . . .
Kali39 about 12 years ago
Oddly, that’s what happens when I cook. Of course, the macaroni tends to be black, but the ice cream is dead on…
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 12 years ago
Thank goodness I pack my own lunch.
vldazzle about 12 years ago
I so agree that I love cooking my own food
Big_Tex about 12 years ago
I usually brown bagged.
Xerolooper about 12 years ago
Good luck eating healthy, if you bring a lunch they claim it wasn’t healthy enough and throw it out. Then make the kids eat their processed mulch.
lmountjoy about 12 years ago
This reminds me of my old schools food. hmmm
Dark Pit about 12 years ago
at least theres no khorn muphin or beef stu
TAckerman about 12 years ago
no
tigre1 about 12 years ago
A subtle touch on contemporary cuisine. Like training wheels on a car…
lia <3 almost 4 years ago
My school actually had GREAT food.
Nyan the Cat:) over 2 years ago
scary food