Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 30, 2012

Nate – do not go there – it is the dark side of writing.

If he wrote a romance novel he’d earn $2 at the most.

It’s the worst type of book to write. I’d stick to humor.

Heaving breasts, ehhhhhhhhhhh?!? Maybe letting Nate have a go at this isn’t a bad idea!! Yowza! YOW-ZAH!!!!

Mr. Peabody and Sherman both wore big round glasses, and Francis is the perfect candidate to be renamed Mr. Peabody, an insufferable know-it-all.

HEY! Wait a minute there! Is THAT why they called me Mr. Peabody 30+ years ago???

Oh, the horror!

It will be interesting to see what kind of trouble he gets into. I can imagine him asking his father for info, or his arch enemy The TEACHER.

I love to write and am writing a book now. but never that type…

he’d probly include jenny in the book.

Don’t forget the perfessor’s nephew on the Felix the Cat cartoons – his name was Peabody.

For once I agree with Francis about Nate’s eyes.

What about raging breasts and heaving manhood?

another money plan that will go terribly wrong

NATE DON’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you’re not up on practice, you might as well be up on theory.

This is going to be interesting!

CA-CHING!!! that would give you 1,300,000,000 things at the doller store

Nate writing a romance novel should be hilarious.

And I’m an avid reader of them. Just be careful how you ask for them in a Salt Lake City book store. lol

nate romance is awesome

Nate will write a Femme Fatality romance novel.

cha ching perhaps, peirce will write about him making the book and being bad at it

this sounds like when he tried to be a bad oy

Nate,you will do anything for money,you sly kid

money has its dark side in writing.

$money$!!!

Did Francis just break the fourth wall?

$_$

FRANCIS BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!

Fourth wall break.

The one time Francis’s book of facts comes in handy

4th wall break by Francis.

more than 1 million a day lol

Money earning time.