When we were dating, I wrote a poem for my wife and she told me it was the first time anyone had ever done that for her. II found it hard tobelieve that she’d never inspired anyone to do that for her entire life, but her gratitude was welcome.The thing is, if you write a poem for a woman, you don’t tell her you’re going to do it – you just spring it on her and hope for the best.
Sleeping,—-rejoicing at meals,—-and napping, Onward through life he goes;Each morning sees the dinner dish, Each evening away it goes;Nothing attempted, nothing done, Has earned a night’s repose!
Llewellenbruce almost 12 years ago
Jon’s not very good at a lot of things.
Catfeet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Though Garfield purrs and says meow, his sharp claws make Liz scream yeow!
legaleagle48 almost 12 years ago
Cyrano de Bergecat to the rescue!
hsawlrae almost 12 years ago
What rhymes with meow? COW…but I don’t recommend you consider it though.
hsawlrae almost 12 years ago
Liz is a whiz?
pcolli almost 12 years ago
…………..meow,Feed me now,
poppy1313 almost 12 years ago
Jon’s ghost writer
revisages almost 12 years ago
be how meow
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
Chow?
xanny28 almost 12 years ago
How now brown cow?
pratishthagarg almost 12 years ago
wow
Darryl Heine almost 12 years ago
OW rhymes with MEOW!
runar almost 12 years ago
When we were dating, I wrote a poem for my wife and she told me it was the first time anyone had ever done that for her. II found it hard tobelieve that she’d never inspired anyone to do that for her entire life, but her gratitude was welcome.The thing is, if you write a poem for a woman, you don’t tell her you’re going to do it – you just spring it on her and hope for the best.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
do it now?
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
I’d take Liz to Maui, where we’d eat at the luauand if they feed me poi, I’ll scream a mean meow
Number Three almost 12 years ago
I would PAY to read Jon’s poetry!
LOL LOL.
xxx
Seiko almost 12 years ago
Sleeping,—-rejoicing at meals,—-and napping, Onward through life he goes;Each morning sees the dinner dish, Each evening away it goes;Nothing attempted, nothing done, Has earned a night’s repose!
Rakkav almost 12 years ago
The real stuff has very interesting taste, and color: one-finger poi. Two-finger poi takes two fingers to twirl it and doesn’t taste as good.
Haha!! almost 12 years ago
yow rhymes with meow
NewOrleansSaints over 7 years ago
Garfield goes Meow, and Odie goes Bow Wow!