Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 31, 2012

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    Aussie Down Under  about 12 years ago

    Well the yolk is on you.

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    tirnaaisling  about 12 years ago

    Bystanders reported seeing a youth running away from the scene. Nationwide postings of the photo-fit later resulted in Jill from No.1 The Lane turning her brother in to the authorities. He was taken to prison with a brown paper bag over his head.

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    jimcos  about 12 years ago

    The bow tie makes me want to double-check Dagwood’s alibi. Wasn’t he recently seen at the sandwich shop just around the corner?

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    GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago

    The crime report wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.

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    Yukoneric  about 12 years ago

    A real crack stand up comedian.

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    Devils Knight  about 12 years ago

    in an alternate universe humpty is hard boiled and he messes with people by jumping off the wall making them think he is committing suicide but runs away when he hits the gound

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    GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago

    He laid an egg.

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    gosfreikempe  about 12 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Serves him right, he was a poacher . . . Hey, get Dexter in here to check out the splatter . . . ☻

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    jeffysam12  about 12 years ago

    It was JACK who broke his crown. Duh.

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    Mike H  about 12 years ago

    I dont like eggs over-easy, scramble it.

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    bmonk  about 12 years ago

    Check out Jack and Jill. Maybe the kings horses and men are over there trying to fix them up.

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