They own pets and arn’t use to this yet? This a joke that should have been around a friend, not the owners.
Preferably on the weekend. Kitty climbs in victim’s lap, owner says she likes you. Start cleaning and it’s she trusts you. Start there and it’s… well cats are cats. With elaborate hand frustration. I’d close with “How do I make her trust me a little less?” Least for the cat. And unexpected slurp from puppy would be followed by “what was he doing?”.
At our house we call this “engaging in commendable behavior”, as in, “Good girl, Nefertiri: you are engaging in commendable behavior.” (Nothing is grosser than a long-haired cat with an aversion to apre-potty cleaning.)
bahramthered about 12 years ago
They own pets and arn’t use to this yet? This a joke that should have been around a friend, not the owners.
Preferably on the weekend. Kitty climbs in victim’s lap, owner says she likes you. Start cleaning and it’s she trusts you. Start there and it’s… well cats are cats. With elaborate hand frustration. I’d close with “How do I make her trust me a little less?” Least for the cat. And unexpected slurp from puppy would be followed by “what was he doing?”.
ObiJoan about 12 years ago
Were it a tom cat, it would be even grosser
rmacprivate about 12 years ago
A single comedian once said that referring to his male dog’s ability to reach to “There” if I could do that I would never have to leave the house.
joannepowers Premium Member about 12 years ago
At our house we call this “engaging in commendable behavior”, as in, “Good girl, Nefertiri: you are engaging in commendable behavior.” (Nothing is grosser than a long-haired cat with an aversion to apre-potty cleaning.)
bobviously about 12 years ago
And yet lots of people let their pets lick them on the lips without knowing where their lips were half a minute earlier.