Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 19, 2012

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    pouncingtiger  about 12 years ago

    He just cut out the middle-woman.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Yeah, but she likes the do-it-yourself version.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    He should always wrap an actual gift… with a pretty bow … and a card that says “Many happy returns.”

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    Loijen  about 12 years ago

    and her name’s probably not Lynn!

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    Arianne  about 12 years ago

    Are you two celebrating that special day? If so, congratulations, have a good one! •◡• (I remember the strip with the car last year, but can’t go back that far to check it out. It was so sweet!)

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    Arianne  about 12 years ago

    @Blackwolff9 I’m so sorry I missed saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! yesterday, so I guess this will have to be MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY!!! Hope you had a wonderful day!

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    blackman2732  about 12 years ago

    Man logic

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    vldazzle  about 12 years ago

    I think giftcards are fine. I hate returning things and I’ve gotten many absolutely unsuitable gifts over my many years. Unlike many women I don’t like to shop except for specific things..Back when Cuddles Cockatoo was alive, I would do it just to entertain her and always bought stuff just so no stores would object. I even had the manager of a local Best Buy tell people his store did not allow pets “except Cuddles”. She flirted with all the young men there and entertained everyone. She has an album on my Webshots and a film on YouTube.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    According to the comic’s website, Lynn is your wife’s name, Mark.

    …Is this based on true events?

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