Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 04, 2009

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    There must be a lot of unclaimed retirement benefits. But the life insurance well is probably dry.

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    eardroppings  over 14 years ago

    Joe-Allen “JOE” Doty

    No. They can’t talk. They don;t have lips. He’s clucking

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    Digital Frog  over 14 years ago

    So who inherits their nest egg?

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    Hardhar  over 14 years ago

    I wonder if the were insured with A. I. egG.

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    vlechtja  over 14 years ago

    Good one BC13.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    They’d only get a poultry sum anyway. They’d have nothing to crow about in their chicken account, and have to go back to punching the cluck.

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    Khard12  over 14 years ago

    I hope he didn’t put all of their eggs in one basket.

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    Ushindi  over 14 years ago

    Come to think about it, you don’t really see too many retired chickens, do you? I had never thought about that before…

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Ushindi What’s left of them are staing at a little known retirement chicken coupe

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    VishalTrivedi  over 14 years ago

    No one can surpass a human being when it comes to cruelty!

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    Ashrey  over 14 years ago

    Vishal, that’s why we can report each other, even here.

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