Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 16, 2012

Cosmo, I think Roz has another murder weapon she wants to use on you.

Only chuckle I’ve had out of all the strips I’ve read tonight.

Rule no. 1 in a restaurant: Don’t mess with the people handling your food.

…or one of the Sherlock Holmes mysteries (if they’re still making them).

M is for murder with meatloaf.

Dial MM for meatloaf murder.

This one was funny today. But they all can’t be funny all the time Usually, the comments end up being funnier.

And if the meatloaf doesn’t do it, she will

hey cosmo: do you know what Spit tastes like in your food?

You heard about the guy who was eating a Triple Bypass Burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas, and had a heart attack?True.

call it road kill not meatloaf

Ahs shades of “gabanadina” my family’s Sicilian corruption of the egg plant dish capunata my father and his siblings claimed their stepmother was using to kill them.

Roz’s meals are always “to die for!”

The butler did it – wait, people who can afford butlers don’t eat meatloaf…

Dial M for Meatloaf

Roz in the diner with meatloaf?