Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 02, 2012

I’m pretty sure those construction projects for kids at Lowe’s could help you build a catapult Calvin…

They sell to contractors, Calvin. Perhaps if you were nice to a contractor…

Call Dill’s brothers. They are sure to know.

Could that be “Derkins Hardware” he called?

The Pentagon could help him.

they dont have your kind of imaginative thinking calvin…i can understand your pain…..hehehehehe

They sell what grown-ups need & want, Calvin.

Try ACME for all your catapult needs.

Should have asked for a trebuchet.

And still he underestimates Susie.

Why not Prince Albert in a can?

He’s in the wrong comic strip if he’s looking for a catapult. Try Wizard of Id.

how do you know my brother???

They are into CONstruction, Calvin, not DEstruction.

Call MacGyver, Calvin

Best bet for accuracy: a cruise missile with packed-snow warhead. A little pricey, though. Maybe Calvin has a rich, sympathetic uncle?

I bet once he called Pepboys.

@suzleigh,It would have been even more humorous than it was, but asking for a trebuchet would have revealed his identity (as if he already hadn’t done so)!Besides, ‘planned obsolescence’ has made trebuchets out of vogue for hundreds of years! :o)

@hazardboy,Prince Albert in a can might be called a ‘quid’ pro quo for Susie!

Become a cub scout. Captapults are learned in Webeloes level.

Which shows the customer ISN’T always right.

Interesting use of “feminine” as opposed to “female”. Perhaps our Calvin is starting to mature (in a completely immature manner!)

Maybe he should call Rush L.. He’s good at attacking small feminine targets

This probably is the way many science projects begin.

sooner or later Calvin will figure it out.. !

Calvin, see who is knocking on your door. F.B. I ?

I wonder the same thing, Calvin.

LOL xxx

Lol reminds me of today’s Foxtrot Classic :D

Calvin you can get the same res pounce if you want something fixed instead of buying a new one .

A big sling shot,get Hobbes to help you, but do not tell him its for Susie or it may be designed to shoot back wards.

BAE Systems could build something for Calvin, only problem is that Susie may have a contract in with Lockheed!

i suggest calling the winner of the Punkin Chunkin catapult division. Watch Discovery channel this fall.

I bet Home Depot has the equipment for making a catapult.

They hang up on weird guys like you, Calvin. Better try another approach, your imagination is up to the task, no doubt…

Kids your age Calvin should be shopping at Catapults-R-Us, not the hardware store.

Go build a snow igloo and live in it with Hobbes.

He can borrow my snow trebuchet!

(Watch out, Ooooops!)

He hasn’t heard of a snow thrower/blower?

Ever hear of a snowblower/thrower?

Better let it go, Calvin.That woulda been a sure way to end up with your butt in a sling.

“Calvin & Hobbes” is just classic. ’Nuff said.

And the business probably wonders how that little boy on the phone stays out of jail.

His comment also implies that EVERY caller or customer wants catapults for lobbing 50 pound gobs of snow on little girls. Go figure why that’s not the case.

WE have catapults at hardwareworld dot com !

: )

They sell hammers, thats a start!

Learn Engineering, then build one yourself. It’s that simple. Gotta think outside the box Calvie !!!

me neither!

your adorable calvin :)

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