Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2012
January 28, 2012
January 31, 2012
Transcript:
Wolfe: Here's where they've taken the criminal you're after and the DA! Are you ready to get sloppy? Rip: Just who are you? You said Mac Cactus was your only friend. Do you work at a 24-hour taco stand or something? Wolfe: I'm old man Parson's son. Rip: But what were you doing on a prison train? Did you need WiFi that bad? Wolfe: The warden's on my kickball team. I was undercover, to make sure Axe Jefferson got what was coming to him! Too bad Axe was our pitcher though. If your ankle's healed by then, we've got a game on Thursday! Rip: Ah, gee, I'm really more of a dodge ball guy. But thanks, really!
zoner1974 over 12 years ago
Kickball, dodgeball…I guess hide and seek would be next…
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
The guy looks Native American to mee
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
He could be a Native American and still work at a taco stand…..I love Indian tacos made with fry bread!!!!
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
And…….Native Americans do call the Indian tacos….I lived on a reservation.
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
@cptndunzzlHmm … I don’t think suggesting that Cowboy-Americans like Mac Cactus frequent 24-hour taco stands is considered racist. No more than saying that Californian-Americans like Sushi or Hipster-Americans dote on premium coffee shops. I could be wrong and my statements could be offensive to the Japanese and Brazilians, but I wouldn’t think so.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Good old Rip, making friends with kickballers wherever he goes! As for the “taco stand” crack, I don’t think he meant anything except that Mac happens to like Southwestern food, as do so many of us. Lighten up, folks, and have a Happy Haywire Hooligan Monday! :-)
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Rip may not be a kickball player, but you gotta love how he throws his punches.
LewDawgSC over 12 years ago
Rip o sabe! get em Rip!