Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 08, 2012

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    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    Perhaps, but it did enable you to teach your dog to ‘heel’.

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    doc white  about 12 years ago

    And too toe,or is it tow. Oh well.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 12 years ago

    The dog would respect him more if he stop calling it a heel.

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    pouncingtiger  about 12 years ago

    Is this strip a joke?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Don’t flat reject it — the dog looks pretty pumped anyway.

    He doesn’t need arch remarks, or a cross trainer.

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    Purewater  about 12 years ago

    He needs to wear Hush Puppies.

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    rockngolfer  about 12 years ago

    The Onion scored again. The latest was an R from LA.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 12 years ago

    I dunno, dog looks well heeled to me . . . ☻

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    blackman2732  about 12 years ago

    “The Onion” strikes again.

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    burleigh2  about 12 years ago

    Wow… pretty talented teacher if he COULD get his dog to walk in heels. LOL!!

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    bmonk  about 12 years ago

    The site was written by mules?

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 12 years ago

    If the shoes were blue, a female dog would be a blue heel her . . . ☻

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    Aka Icy  about 4 years ago

    like if he’s an idiot

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