Garfield by Jim Davis for February 01, 2012

This would make a nice “Garfield Minus Garfield”… IF “GMG” could get back on track!!!

Who in their right mind would want to steal Jon’sidentity?

Poor Jon can’t even give his identity away.

That is a surprise, a criminal stealing something of Jon’s and then just giving it back.

That’s too bad, poor Jon.

wait….how did he know it was gone?

Just wait ’til Liz gets hold of his credit card.

Now THAT’S funny!!!

kinda like stealin’ a kiss

I lose my identity most sunday mornings….. at least, I wake and think – who am I, where am I, why does my head hurt?

a case of mistaken identity.

This world is not ready for 2 Jon Arbuckles

They probally paid Jon to take it back.

Is living with Liz that bad???

Course they gave it back. There’s no money in it. Jon is worth nothing.

The ultimate insult: an identity thief giving it back seconds later. They must have seen his wardrobe.

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” The doctor interrupts, "Nine…

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