Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 06, 2012

Hurry please.

My grandfather never drank anything but water, no matter how much scotch he had to add to purify it.

He drinks like a fish.

And make that with a miniature castle garnish.

I’ll bet he never orders his martinis “dry.”

I assume you walso want to hold the rocks.

Just rim the bowl with Johnny Walker Blue Label…

Looks like he wants to drown his sorrows.

“Bartender, I feel like a fish out of water…”