Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 20, 2003

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Bucky asks: "Where would I get titanium around here? I need it for my new mouse trap." Rob says: "We don't have mice here, Buck." Bucky shows Rob a clipboard and says: "That's why phase 3 of Operation Stifle Squeak is an intensive program of cheese deployment." Rob says: "Ohhh my head. According to the scale this 'trap' is bigger than our house...There's no way you could build this thing." Bucky says: "Robert, I THINK I know a thing or two about catching mice. I mean, it's not rocket science now, is it?" Rob replies: "Well, your own diagrams in phase 9 would suggest otherwise." Satchel says: "Bucky, if you're just NICE to the little guys, they chat all day! You'd have all the mouse buddies you'd want!"