Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 21, 2003
"Television is the catnip of the masses. Look at this cat food ad; Even those actor cats are being brainwashed." "I bet they get free food, though." "That doesn't mean they shouldn't get a piece of that sweet Meow Mix action! Corporate America's feasts are FANCY because of the toil of the common cat!" "Wait...I thought you were a fascist. You're a socialist now?" "BITE THE POWER!" "Viva la confusion."