Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 28, 2011

empty seats on an airplane are extinct. airlines who plead poverty cram every everybody like sardines.

Makes sense to go north to avoid getting chomped by gators.

I often go to Marquette for Spring break….

Nice re-direction of assumptions. See Baldo today for the same dramatic technique.

I haven’t had the displeasure to fly since TSA has taken over. i really hope I don’t have to anytime soon, either. No desire to be felt up by a stranger.

I flew last summer and nobody felt me up. You only get felt up if you have something that sets off the detectors or do something really stupid while you are in line.

Believe it! I know I would!

Actually, empty airplane seats are only critically endangered. They might make a comeback once @Night-Gaunt49’s plan comes through.

Empty seats will never be extinct as long as airlines are allowed to sell more tickets than they have seats. If any other business took more money than they actually had product to sell, they would be charged with some sort of fraud.

Okay, I got the first part backwards, but you know what I mean, right?

i was once on a 14 hour flight with rows not filled so i got to lay down