Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for December 09, 2011

Oh those rodents are REALLY rotten!

There’ll be nothing in their stockings this year.

That reminds me of an old Charles Addams cartoon…the children are building a huge fire in the fireplace, and Morticia is looking on and saying, “How sweet…they still believe in Santa Claus.”

You’re gonna need a lot more oil…

Keebler or North Pole?

So that explains why elves are an endangered species.

I thought (innocently) that it was named after the elf and they planned to fry a big bunch of peanuts in the peanut oil (to not change the flavor).

Whooooooooooooo!

xxx

@vidazzle & Number 3: I guess I was thinking that “Magic Elf” was a brand name, too….. I wonder how many sparrows survive the winter?.?.?

we know coal will be in their stockings

Snap, Crackle, Pop – Elf Crispies.

Squirrels = furry tailed rats

Isn’t Santa the only “magic” elf?