Pickles by Brian Crane for December 01, 2011

GNOT HER GNOOD !!!

Oh Gnod.

Way to make up for it, Earl.

Earl..how old are you?

Old enough to have nothing to prove and no need to impress.

He’s 38 like me.

Oh, Gnod is right!!!

See today’s Doonesbury for the silent G in “paradigm”.

What an idiot. I’d starve him out.

Gnood move Earl. Your retort should shut her up, maybe!

Who gnu??

Earl reminds me so much of my dad!

Take out the dogs dentures..

That’s funny Earl, now bend over here so I can knock you upside you noggin you knucklehead.

i’m gnodding off

I sometimes get my words wrong like that..

LOL xxx

Definition:gneiss: n. a foliated metamorphic rock. Discovered in 1843 by the Gnorwegian geologist, Gnicholas Gnelson, on an expedition to gnorthern Tibet. On finding it, he said, “Oh, that’s gneiss, a gnew rock.”

You’re supposed to not pronounce the G, not the N. ;-)

Wait, is Opal pronouncing the G? She didn’t say the G was silent, just to pronounce the N. So is saying ‘naw’ as is right or guh-naw which is really silly? Just saying. ;-)

this reminds me of my grandma,

Gnood greif, Earl! You tell her!