Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 05, 2004

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Principal Spaetzle: 1) The superintendent cancels classes, not the principal. 2)It hasn't snowed. 3) Don't you notice a logic problem with getting up at 4 a.m. to see if you can sleep in? Caulfield: Not at all. I had to go to the bathroom. Principal Spaetzle: Well, I DIDN'T! Caulfield: Ergo, I'm being disciplined for his biological idiosyncrasies. Slam dunk. Frazz: You find the Aclu's number yourself. I'm not getting implicated.