Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 29, 2010

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Nate says, "School picture guy, how come you're working for Cap'n Salty's? Isn't that sort of a dive?" Man says, "A dive?" Man says, "It's authentic, if that's what you mean! It's a real, old-fashioned seafood shack!" Man says, "It's not like those infernal chain restaurants with their TV jingles, molded plastic seats and insipid cartoon mascots!" Nate says, "But... aren't you a mascot?" Man says, "I'm a goodwill ambassador, kid. I've got dignity."