Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 23, 2006
September 22, 2006
September 24, 2006
Transcript:
A goalie, or a "keeper" (as we keepers like to say), is the most important person on the soccer field of play. He must make acrobatic saves, the most athletic kind! He must be fearless, quick, alert, and... Okay, never mind.
ninjafrogclimbsbuildingswithalacrity almost 11 years ago
Goalie is my least favorite position to play, actually..
Sonicx79 over 10 years ago
It mine
B Dawg almost 8 years ago
i love butterflies
Bookworm/Animal Lover 123 almost 8 years ago
Goalie is boring. I’m better at defence
I luv comix almost 6 years ago
Lol. Nate you can do better than that.
Rocky07 over 4 years ago
I don’t play football anyway
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 2 years ago
Nate: I’m gonna block the ball whenever somebody tries to kick it into the goal!
Nate prepares himself. Three minutes pass. The ball hasn’t come to him yet. Fifteen minutes pass. Still not yet. Five hours pass. The soccer game should’ve ended by now, but due to comic logic, it’s still going. One year passes. STILL THE BALL HASN’T COME TO HIM YET
Nate: Yawn… stay… focused… hey what’s that?
Nate turns his head around for one millisecond. During that millisecond, a player kicked the ball into the goal, scoring.
Nate: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEJGOIJOGE9QUP3;jego3Q;IJOTG;Iq3
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