Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 02, 1998

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Aaaaand... ACTION! Moe Mentum, Hollywood stuntman! Moe visits his agent... Moe: Got any jobs for me? Agent: Well, it's not movie work, but there IS something... Moe: Whoa! HOLD it! It's an infomercial, isn't it? No infomercials! I refuse to hype some lame kitchen appliance or cheesy exercise program! Agent: Easy, Moe, EASY! Yes, it's an infomercial, but you're NOT going to be selling useless knickknacks! I won't ask you to take advantage of people's trust! Moe: Good. I just want to maintain my dignity. Agent: You're the new spokesman for "Dial-a-psychic". Here's your turban.