Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 03, 1998
Transcript:
"Star" quality! with Moe Mentum, Hollywood Stunt man! Agent: Moe, I know you have doubts about becoming the spokesman for "Dial-A-Psychic"... Agent: ... So I've arranged for you to meet with Linda here! Linda's one of the nation's leading psychics! She'll prove to you that "Dial- A-Psychic" is 100% legitimate! Linda: Your career is not going well... You've lost your pride... Your self-esteem... You're a pathetic shell of a man, reduced to taking a job which until recently you felt was completely beneath you. Agent: That's UNCANNY! Linda: Now for the bad news...
That was the good news