Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 04, 1998
He's Moe Mentum! (But you already knew that!) Moe: Hello, friends! I'm Moe Mentum, Hollywood stuntman... And with me is Linda, one of "dial - a - psychic's" spiritual consultants! Moe: Here's our first caller! Welcome to "Dial-A-Psychic"! Caller: Hello, Linda? I need help. Linda: Yes, yes, I can sense the CONFUSION in your voice! The inner torment! Tell me: where are you in your life? Caller: That's my problem. I don't know. Linda: Then let's approach this another way: where do you want to GO? Caller: To the movies. How do I get to the multiplex from "Denny's"?