Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 21, 1996

Transcript:

Janis walks around in the mall and thinks, "My son is shopping for his own school clothes." She whines, "He doesn't need me!" Janis asks herself, "What am I going to do for two hours?" Janis is eating a huge banana split. The counterperson must listen to her, "I 'memher when he was jus' a baby..."