Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 05, 2011

Will crabgrass do, dog? You want papers with that? You mean, like, Charmin? George Carlin in callin’ from the grave.

I suspect her game involves moving balls and advancing to the pole position. Most success comes from taking it right up the middle, plunging into the end zone and having a celebration around the goal post once you get there. Of course you can always throw long, go up for it and come down hard. However it happens he’ll surely be thrown for a loss by her sack play.

Freeholder, that was the most amazing laundry list of colloquialisms I have seen. I’m astounded. If anyone flags it, they should be struck by lightning.

Hey, John! Maybe you can use freeholder1’s comment in one of your greetng cards. With his permission of course.

I agree the lady has the right qualities; she’s obviously ready to scrimmage. He, on the other hand, seems never to have read the playbook!

Freeholder certainly believes in taking things into the end zone. A great use of creativity!

36!!!24!!!!38…..!!!!!

red monkey….!!!!HIKE…!!!!!

and today’s Curmudgeon Award goes to….The strip is kinda tacky… that’s probably why I LIKE IT!

I am from Oklahoma, but that’s as far as the similarity goes. I’m just a little old gray headed great-grandmother. OK. I lie. My hair is bleached blonde.

Nah! Nothin’ tacky there…

Your mind must be in the gutter… ;^)

I don’t think she is talking weed