Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for October 13, 2011

Wow! Rose doesn’t usually get this annoyed without transforming into Vicky!

Rose is ‘ripping’ mad. She’s going on a ‘tear’!

She needs to go to tarot.com for her horoscopes. They know how to put a positive spin on upcoming bad news.

I wonder if she’s got Scorpio rising? That would explain this…. : /

It’s more like “Bad Moon Rising” than Scorpio rising.

Rose is acting as if it’s a Horrorscope!

Rose won’t find a ‘shred’ of evidence to substantiate her obsessive concerns about the horoscope.

All it is is a bunch of untrue stupidstitious gibberish anyway.

I do however think her talent for shredding must be an asset when it comes to preventing identity theft.

Wow! The newspaper is lucky Vicky didn’t stomp down there looking for the horoscope writer.

Jimbo, it’s time to go to work. Rose will figure it out when she has to clean up the mess she’s making.

Some supposed friends once read a bad horoscope for me and then wasted the whole day trying to make it come true. “The question is,” said Humpty-Dumpty, “who’s to be master. That’s all.”

So tattooed biker chick’s name is Vicky? I’ve been reading for years, when was here name revealed? I’ll be sooooo embarressed if it’s visibly tattooed on her!

The key to reading your horoscope is to read it the next day, so see if they were right or not. Most often they’re not.