Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 26, 2011

Ask for an upgrade.

He’s obviously never flown with Air Canada.

Does he realize it’s a boat?

You are 99’892 miles away from a upgrade.

I once posted the advantages of flying first class but somebody took offense at the part about complimentary lap dances, so I won’t repeat them here.

Yeah, but your bags go free.

care for something from the galley?

They should try to flying first class. The best part is the complimentary lap dances… I like it 8ball.

But look at all the leg and elbow room!

BTW, I watched the premiere of “Pan Am” last night. Ah, those were the good old days of flying.

O.K., an airplane reference from someone on a prisoner ship — gotta be a “Lost” reference! Where’s Richard Alpert when you need ’em?

they a probably pros at air hockey

It`s an oarline. Wrong company.

Is the guy with the blonde hair and beard Ben-Hur?

And after lunch, the captain wants to go water skiing.

I’ll bet you still have to pay for your luggage…