Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 15, 2011
September 14, 2011
September 16, 2011
Transcript:
Horace: I found out I'm pretty bad with metaphors. Sine: Wait, do you mean similes? You mean bad like a band of 13-year-olds covering "Stairway to Heaven"? Or bad like a car wash with your windows down? Horace: Bad like a roomful of dirty socks.
zero over 12 years ago
I felt bad that I had dirty socks. Until I meta [sic] man who had no soap. Or hygiene, actually. . ..
Heima over 12 years ago
“Um, Horace stinks at making metaphors???” BUZZZT! (audience sighs)“Oh, I am so sorry Heima, that answer was incorrect. But you don’t leave us empty handed, we have a nice parting gift for you…. (applause)Johnny, please tell us who is our next contestant on – ‘STUMP THE READER’!”
Thehag over 12 years ago
Love the bird.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
Are skinny people able to speak figuratively?
bmonk over 12 years ago
That simile is as bad as a dead skunk on a Texas Highway.