Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 15, 2011

A heavy dose of sun-kissed reality for Gary: when all is said and done (—to a crisp), you’re still a vampire!

Ummm… remember how Owen was just saying that it’s amazing that Gary’s still in full possession of all his mental faculties at 700 years old? Maybe it’s time for his “family” to be a little pro-active.

Oh look a vam-pyre!

I guess today is not that day Gary!

For a split second, I thought Leo set Gary on fire…

BTW, way to burn off the pounds, Gary. :)

nothing like an early morning run to get you fired up for the day. (I thought Gary knew to sleep during the day-oh, right, mental faculties….)

Operative word: day.

To quote Forever Knight – “I don’t burn, I don’t tan, I implode.”

Forgot you were a vampire huh?

Whoa, I’m on fire. (B. Springsteen)

i always wondered how gary didnt burn up outside in the sun, but now i see vampire clothes catch fire in the sun.

Conquer the world, yes. Conquer the sun, no.

Silly Vampire, he should have worn a burka.