Liz: How are you today, Garfield? Garfield: Great! Couldn't be better! Swell! You have to be careful what you tell a veterinarian.
May 14, 2024
Yup. . . You could end up on the wrong end of her thermometer!
Or she could make you an IT.
Or give you a finger test.
Good morning, Garfield, time for your anal probe…
Or even wait in the waiting room with old magazines!
Or worst of all – put you on a DIET!
yes, be very careful garfield
Didn’t know Liz was a Vet…
Keep your distance Garfield!
xxx
i had my yearly check up at the vet’s the other day…he told me i was just ducky !!!
Vegetarian?..Why would Garfield…oh wait,,,
haven’t had my coffee yet…..never mind.
Don’t want to end up at the chop shop. Only so many things to be removed. I wonder if the topic of neutering was ever used in the Garfield strip way back when. A touchy subject to be sure!
Or she’ll put that syringe together and JAB! Ow!
Make that: ‘Never say “fixed” to an animal person!’
http://garfield.nfshost.com/1979/11/24/
wait till he tells her how much lasagna he just ate
voulez..vou “Le snip-snip” Garfield?
I have the same strategy when the Doctor visits
perceptor3 over 12 years ago
Yup. . . You could end up on the wrong end of her thermometer!
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
Or she could make you an IT.
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
Or give you a finger test.
Catfeet Premium Member over 12 years ago
Good morning, Garfield, time for your anal probe…
codycab over 12 years ago
Or even wait in the waiting room with old magazines!
aarken over 12 years ago
Or worst of all – put you on a DIET!
redarmrest over 12 years ago
yes, be very careful garfield
Number Three over 12 years ago
Didn’t know Liz was a Vet…
Keep your distance Garfield!
xxx
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
i had my yearly check up at the vet’s the other day…he told me i was just ducky !!!
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Vegetarian?..Why would Garfield…oh wait,,,
haven’t had my coffee yet…..never mind.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Don’t want to end up at the chop shop. Only so many things to be removed. I wonder if the topic of neutering was ever used in the Garfield strip way back when. A touchy subject to be sure!
iced tea over 12 years ago
Or she’ll put that syringe together and JAB! Ow!
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
Make that: ‘Never say “fixed” to an animal person!’
http://garfield.nfshost.com/1979/11/24/
cheeziesmilez101 over 12 years ago
wait till he tells her how much lasagna he just ate
boldyuma over 12 years ago
voulez..vou “Le snip-snip” Garfield?
timzoom over 12 years ago
I have the same strategy when the Doctor visits