Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 02, 2011
September 01, 2011
September 03, 2011
Transcript:
Frazz: Most world records are set with negative splits. Start slower/ finish faster gets the best results. Caulfield: Thanks. Suddenly I'm looking forward to the school year. The first half, anyway. Frazz: All world records are set with pretty fast slow splits.
Creature950 over 12 years ago
Not really. One guy got in the book for putting snails on his face.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
I can’t do the splits no matter how slowly.
Potrzebie over 12 years ago
I prefer to pepper in some wind-sprints on my runs.
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Potrzebie: I tried that – I got winded.
wwh85cp over 12 years ago
You have gotta be careful what you say to a literalist. “Hmm, how can I misinterpret THAT?”
Varnes over 12 years ago
I was always the opposite. Started strong, (I will keep up on the reading, I will do my homework, I will keep on top of things) Usually lasted about three weeks….
rgcviper over 12 years ago
Love the “face-palm” in the last panel …
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
wh85 — hey I ressemble that remark!
Most people who make puns started out by misinterpreting — and not always on purpose.
Arianne over 12 years ago
Gigglesnerk! Susan, that post soitenly cracked me up!
Siscosdad over 12 years ago
Tell Usain Bolt about that slow/fast stuff…