Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 05, 2004
September 04, 2004
September 06, 2004
Transcript:
"I heard a funny joke: this farmer is milking his cow and the farmer's wife walks in and says..." "I mean, the farmer says to his wife... No, wait... The farmer..." "Hold on. The cow says to the wife..." ""No, the cow's wife... um..." "Wait, ok, a cow is milking his wife, who's a cow, naturally, and the wife of the cow - I mean the farmer..." "Giggle" "..." "Herk" "Glumph" "Oh, forget it. I can't tell jokes" "No kidding! Ha ha!" "Snork" "Tell another one! Ha ha ha"
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
well, it was funny in the misstelling
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 9 years ago
A guy goes to jail. In the mess hall for his first jail meal, the guy sitting next to him says, “54!”. Everyone in the mess hall laughs. Then a guy across the room says, “15!” Everyone laughs real hard. So he asks the guy sitting by him, “What is it with the number stuff and laughter?” The guy says, “Well, there are only so many jokes that are good. But, we have told these jokes so many times now, that we have assigned numbers to them. Now, if we want to tell a joke, we just say the number out loud.” The new guy thinks about this for a minute, and then he says, “74!” No one laughs. After a few seconds of silence, a guy at the table next to the new guy’s table turns to the person sitting next to him and says, “Boy, some people just can’t tell a joke to save their lives.”
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 6 years ago
ROTFLOL