Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2008

Transcript:

"The adventures of Danny Donkey A children's story by Rat. Danny Donkey hated happy people." Donkey: I hate you. "He hated their musical hellos." Man: Hullooooooo. "He hated their weekend plans. Their family photos. And their unsolicited advice. But most of all, he hated their willingness to whistle. So Danny Donkey bought a 'Bonk O' Matic 2000' and gave each and every happy whistler he could find one solid whack on the head." Goat: Whoa whoa whoa...you can't end a children's book this way...at a minimum, you have to make it clear that Danny's behavior was wrong. Question it in some way... "Why he didn't smash them repeatedly, we'll never know."