Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 28, 2008
Pig: Hey, neighbor Dan...what's the matter? Dan: It's my wife...it really bugs me when she flirts with other men...maybe I'm just too possessive... Pig: Oh, gee, Dan...you should never be too possessive...your wife will think you don't trust her. Dan: Yeah. You're right. I'm gonna apologize. I'll wait 'til she's done.