Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 05, 2007

Transcript:

"I can't believe it... all this time has passed and I still can't get over the 'Sopranos' ending... how the screen just went black..." "Oh, wow... you should have said something... I'm personal friends with the writer, David Chase... matter of fact, he's here now..." "Oh my god! David Chase! I can't believe it! You've got to tell me what happens! Please please please please PLEASE!" "Hahaha... no problem... well, after the fellow in the 'Members' Only' jacket makes that turn toward the restroom, he -" "Heckuva time for an ink spill." "I'm... gonna... kill... you...." S.PASTIS