Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 03, 2004
October 02, 2004
October 04, 2004
Transcript:
"We've gotta do something about the ants in the kitchen. I don't even want to go in there anymore." "Why? Who cares? They'll go away." "Because we've had them for weeks and I'm sure they're crawling all over our food." "So they eat our food." "But they're just gonna keep eating and multiplying and growing and getting bolder." "Ants are ants, pal...one little can o' "Raid" and it's adios, amigos." "Yeah but if they keep-" "Dude Dude Dude...stop already...gimme the stupid can and I'll take care of it...just so long as you'll shut up." ""Shake can before use...spray directly on ants...Kill on contact..." Okay, ants, say hullo to my lettle fren-" "...I distinctly asked you for the cheese-whiz."
m.l. almost 12 years ago
!!!
Austria over 11 years ago
I think we need a bigger can.
AnonymousUser about 11 years ago
You’re probably safer doing what John McClain did in the beginning of Die Hard 3 where he was dropped off in Harlem wearing a sandwich board that says “I hate *******”
robert423elliott about 2 years ago
AnonymousUser – Oooh, I do love a good murder mystery, especially when you have a few hundred thousand suspects!
Acererak II about 1 year ago
There was a far side with Butler convention and a murder. “I hate to start a monday with a case like this.” First response.
Archistoteles 11 months ago
Those are some badass ants.