Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 03, 2004
"We've gotta do something about the ants in the kitchen. I don't even want to go in there anymore." "Why? Who cares? They'll go away." "Because we've had them for weeks and I'm sure they're crawling all over our food." "So they eat our food." "But they're just gonna keep eating and multiplying and growing and getting bolder." "Ants are ants, pal...one little can o' "Raid" and it's adios, amigos." "Yeah but if they keep-" "Dude Dude Dude...stop already...gimme the stupid can and I'll take care of it...just so long as you'll shut up." ""Shake can before use...spray directly on ants...Kill on contact..." Okay, ants, say hullo to my lettle fren-" "...I distinctly asked you for the cheese-whiz."