Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 02, 2003

Transcript:

"The Adventures of Detective Bob by Rat." "TYPE TYPE TYPE." "Detective Bob searched the entire house for evidence. He walked into the kitchen and found a bowl of strawberry ice cream." "TYPE TYPE TYPE." "Detective Bob plunged both hands into the ice cream, splashing the ice cream everywhere." "'What in the world are you doing?' asked Senior Inspector Dave. 'Looking for evidence,' replied Bob." "'You idiot!' yelled the senior inspector. 'That's just ice cream. You're wasting your time looking in there.' 'Why is that?' asked Bob." "TYPE TYPE TYPE." "Don't say it....Please don't say it." "'Because the proof is in the pudding, Bob.'" "TYPE TYPE TYPE."